Hang Out Joint in the UK

This is a new prison in the UK

Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


@ PRISON @ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office


@ WORK
You get three meals a day fully paid for


@ PRISON you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it

@ WORK
You get time off for good behavior you get more work for
Good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON @ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK
You can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK
You get your own toilet


@ PRISON you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family

@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@ PRISON you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called managers





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