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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Sufferings in Zimbabwe






















With the people of Zimbabwe suffering, the world empathizes with them and the hardship they face. While it's leaders and ex leaders continue to deny the hardship, the people are suffering from chronic food shortage, shortage of fuel and lack of proper medical care. The countries" inflation rate has sky rocketed to an unbelievable inflation rate of 2.2 million percent. Now, that's a country in crisis.

The Reserve bank of Zimbabwe has gone on to release a few bank notes including a $50 billion and a $100 billion bank notes. $1oo billion is equivalent to $2 USD, with many people earning $100 billion monthly which can barely support a family. The suffering of Zimbabwe has left it's people in desperate situations, with money running short at the local western union type facility.

With all this suffering in Zimbabwe, it's former president Robert Mugabe is living in unbelievable opulence while his country is in a political crisis. The extravagant luxury surpasses that of Queen Elizabeth's castle.
See the pictures above to confirm where the countries money went over a period of time.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Men's answer.......Max


Max



We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine.
MAX

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.